Workplace Confessions

Never have I ever fallen asleep during a meeting (Zoom or in-person).

Never have I ever stolen someone else's lunch from the fridge.

Never have I ever muted myself on a call to flush the toilet.

Never have I ever hooked up with a coworker.

Never have I ever lied on my resume to get a job.

Never have I ever faked being sick to get a long weekend.

Never have I ever looked for a new job while at my current job.

Never have I ever cried in the office bathroom.

Never have I ever been drunk at a work party.

Never have I ever blamed a mistake on a former employee.